GENERAL/GENDER AND SEXUALITY: What I’ve Learned Wearing a Kilt

As some may have picked up from the name of my blog (or from, you know, meeting me in person) I wear a kilt every day.  I have a total of seven, although one of them is a nice kilt that I save for special occasions (nice dinners, conferences, etc.)Anyway, the point is that I wear a kilt on any given day, except when I’m compelled by some obligation to be in pants instead.

Now, I wear my kilts for a couple of reasons.  For one thing, it’s a visible representation of a part of my cultural heritage.  For another, it helps me stand out.  Everyone remembers “kilt guy.”  Last, but certainly not least, I find kilts to be more comfortable than pants.

An added benefit (or curse, you can decide which) of my wearing a kilt is that it has given me some insight into the experiences of women and trans* individuals.  I wouldn’t say that I have a full understanding of such experiences, by any stretch of the imagination, but just as the Eleusinian Mysteries gave Mycenean Greeks a greater insight into the meaning of the legend of Demeter and Persephone, so too does my microcosm lend me a partial understanding.  On that note, I am rather displeased with what I am increasingly finding to be the state of things.

Catcalls, wolf whistles, and general crossing of sexual boundaries

When women remark that they are quite displeased with the street harassment, a common rebuttal from some men is “Yeah, well, I’d love it if people said stuff like that to me!”  While I cannot be certain about these claims, I’m fairly certain they’re bullshit.  Why do I think this?  Well, it’s because I’m a man who has been receiving sexual comments and catcalls for a few years now, and I myself have certainly not enjoyed it.

I’ll admit that I was somewhat amused the first few times a woman came up to me and asked me what I was wearing under my kilt.  That said, it quickly got old.  I don’t dread the question, but I don’t particularly enjoy having to explain to complete strangers that I am, in fact, wearing underwear.  While the question is definitely less unwelcome when coming from an attractive young woman, it is a bit of an overstep even then.    The most extreme case of this that I ever got was when I was walking down the street and someone on the other side of the road called across to me to ask whether I was wearing anything under the kilt.

The whole “people don’t wear underwear under their kilts!” thing is a fairly prevalent stereotype, but I’m not entirely sure where it came from.  Wherever it came from, though, complete strangers seem to think that it’s something that they should ask about.  Occasionally, people will tell me that I’m wearing a kilt “wrong” because I’ve got underwear on underneath it.  Apparently the Supreme Overlord of Kiltiness sent out a memo that you must go commando in order to wear a kilt, and I was the only one who didn’t get it.  Still, I am dressed in a rather stand-out way, and people are curious about the cultural stereotypes they’ve heard.  While not especially pleasant or appropriate, questions about my underwear are fairly understandable.

What isn’t, though, is when someone catcalls me.  Several times, I’ve had people shout at me from passing cars (the most notable being a fellow in Wisconsin who called out “Hey, girl, wanna get fucked?!”  I’m not sure if he was trying to insult me by calling me a girl, or if he honestly believed me to be a girl…  With a beard.)  It’s usually not all that dramatic.  More often it’s “nice dress!” “nice legs!” or a whistle.  I get similar comments from people on foot.  Now, I may be mistaken, but the tone never strikes me as that of a friendly compliment.  Rather, they tend to sound aggressive and/or mocking.  If this is the sort of thing that women are referring to when they talk about catcalls and street harassment, then no, they’re not just “overreacting to a harmless compliment.”

Attempted shaming

Perhaps the most frustrating sort of interaction I have while wearing my kilts is not the catcalling, nor the personal questions, nor the rather widespread belief that having the most basic cultural knowledge will impress me into prioritizing folks for monetary favors.  No, the thing that bothers me most is when people point at me, jeer, and shout “he wearin’ a dress!”

I’m not bothered by the suggestion that I am wearing women’s clothing.  Frankly, the reason that I only ever present as masculine is that I like having a beard, and I don’t think I have the a good figure for a feminine presentation.  If I thought that I could pull it off, I would have few qualms about sometimes presenting as a woman, and those that I would have would not be from an aversion to gender-nonconformity.

One thing that does offend me a little is that the people who say this often can’t tell the difference between a dress and a skirt.  It isn’t a very complex distinction.  I’m also rather irked at the cultural illiteracy of these people.  Clearly, even the panhandlers who stop me to ask for money know what a kilt is, and it’s a fairly iconic garment.  Even if it doesn’t make sense why someone is wearing a kilt on their day to day errands, people know that Mel Gibson wore a (garment not unlike a) kilt in “Braveheart.”

The thing that really, really offends me about people shouting that I am wearing a dress, pointing, and laughing, though, is that they seem to think that gender-nonconformity is something to be mocked.  As I said earlier, I present pretty much only as masculine, but what if I didn’t?  Trying to mock and shame a person for what you think their gender presentation is, even if you’re too incompetent to actually figure it out, is incredibly rude.  I’m not offended that some people think I dress like a woman.  I’m offended that there are rude, tactless, foul people who think I shouldn’t.

In conclusion, here are some of the things I have learned from wearing a kilt.  Some of them I knew already, and I simply had confirmed, and others are new insights.  I have learned that harassment is, in fact, a real thing, and not just a misinterpretation of “friendly compliments.”  I have learned that people think that they are entitle to personal information about me.  I have learned that some people are utterly ignorant, rude, and tactless.  I have learned that transphobia definitely exists and is definitely problematic (if painfully imprecise).  These are some of the things that I’ve learned while wearing a kilt, and these are some of the things that anger me.

About these ads

5 Responses to “GENERAL/GENDER AND SEXUALITY: What I’ve Learned Wearing a Kilt”

  1. December 9, 2012 at 6:32 pm

    This is great!! Thank you for writing it. :)

  2. February 15, 2013 at 9:27 am

    I appreciate your insights and your willingness to share them. I stumbled across this post while checking my dear departed grandfather’s assertion* that kilts for girls are called kilties. A cursory Google search indicates otherwise. But I found you, and this post. And I can relate.

    I am a woman, and somewhat gender non-conforming. I also prefer wearing skirts (understanding, of course, the difference between skirts and kilts, but I’m sure you get the point). Skirts are more comfortable than pants. I have always been extremely uncomfortable with the unsolicited opinions of people (usually males) regarding my appearance, dress, femininity, etc. In this post you express many of my own feelings on the matter. It’s comforting that someone else, particularly a man, understands how I feel about this.

    Also, you write very well. I read a few of your more recent posts. You have important things to say and you express yourself well.

    *I assure you, he made his assertions whist still alive.

    • February 15, 2013 at 10:21 am

      I’m glad the post was to your liking, and am happy that you have enjoyed other parts of my blog as well. Several of my friends (who are women) have noted how much they also dislike catcalls and unsolicited input from strangers they encounter. I often get rather annoyed with men who insist that it’s all just meant to be complimentary, or that women are overreacting.

      Regarding the term “kilties” to refer to kilts when worn by women, I have not heard of that term being used for such a purpose.

      Thanks for commenting :D

Leave a comment, or vomit up your weird little train of thought.

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s


  • RT @jjasonf: I recommend #LifeIsStrange because it is a game that encourages the player to feel empathy with characters and I think that's … 2 days ago
  • Also, go away, Warren. My bestie is self-destructing, and my dear Kate is in need. This is not the time for you. #LifeIsStrange 2 days ago
  • In #LifeIsStrange I ship Max/Kate and Chloe/Rachel. That is my headcannon, and it is gonna be stuck that way. 2 days ago
  • Wait, so Jamie Dornan would do "The Fall," but he had to take a bunch of showers after seeing consensual kink? O.o 4 days ago
  • Okay, but really, can we agree that Scandinavia might not be the best parallel to the giant, irregular craziness of the United States? 4 days ago


Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 28 other followers

%d bloggers like this: